Beets Me

This one took me a minute. I was like, up radish?

Thanks again to Lauren, our punster of the week. You win our pundamental admirapun.

You butter believe it

A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Unless it's a three course meal. Then it's a unicorn, probably.

These key holders are where it's scat

So glad I'm not the only one who poops hipster mustaches.

I pity da foolong!

Breakin' the rules for awesomeness. Via Etsy

Thanks to Ellie for sending.

Beaver or Be Square

I don't know much about Oregon, but this fridge magnet sure is inspiring.

Thanks to Kim!

Does this make you horn-y?

Can you think of a punny title for this?

As much as I'd like to drum up a title for this knife-wielding beaver apron, the best I can come up with is "Meat Beaver" (like meat cleaver) which sounds like really terrible porn. So I thought I'd ask you guys to chime in instead. Leave your title suggestions in the comments! Winner gets our adoration and some Twitter fame.

Thanks to Kimberly for the pic!

Stairway to Heaven

So full of WIN.

Nothing's batter than this

Photo by ash2276

Wuthering Hype

This is amazing. The pun is around 2/3rds in. Wait for it; you won't be sorry.

Tales from the Cryptographer

That's Punny reader Lance has this delightful history to add:

Kernal Fabyan's Gourmet Popcorn Shoppe is a punny tribute to one of the Fox Valley's most famous and eccentric historical figures.

Colonial George Fabyan made a fortune in cloth and than decided to buy a farmhouse along the Fox River and have Frank Lloyd Wright redesign it entirely. He spent the rest of his days trying to prove his theory that a cryptological code in Shakespeare proved that many of his plays were actually written by Francis Bacon. While that proved to be false, he came to be the nation's foremost expert and employer of cryptographers and his staff was invaluable to breaking code in both World Wars. He also invested a lot of time in collecting Japanese artifacts and at least one mummy. He also kept two bears and a troupe of trained monkeys on his estate.

I almost forgot to mention his Anti-Gravity machine. Yeah, he tried to build one based on sonic properties.

Here's more about Fabyan

Comic stripped

This is too good NOT to post. Maybe we should make a web comic exception here at That's Punny?

Click on the pic to get the full comic.

Now Showing in Bryant Bark

(Chew toy "shoe" at a dog store in Medina, OH)

May the Farce be with You

Click on the pic to see the full-size version

Thanks to David for sending us this punny comic! I think I just had a nerdgasm.

Related:

• RaPUNzel Lay Down Your Hair For...
• you can't make this sheet up
• This Rocks.
• a period piece

This Rocks.

Related:

• "Thank you for Bea(ing) a Friend"
• aussie-ome!
• Dishposal
• Garden Noam Chomsky

Dishposal

As a testament to how often my sink is empty of dishes, I noticed this finally. The In-sink-erator garbage disposal system.

Garden Noam Chomsky

Too awesome not to post (via Boing Boing)

Featured in The Nation's charity auction, this Garden Noam Chomsky sculpture, of a run "probably limited to less than 100" - Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam

pork it over

(at the bottom, it says "Bridge to Noir." thanks, Anthony!)

This Watch Has Bighands

(Sasqwatch, "The original Bigfoot watch")

A Place for Junkies

(An antiques store at the intersection of two highways in PA. Thanks to Jana).