As much as I'd like to drum up a title for this knife-wielding beaver apron, the best I can come up with is "Meat Beaver" (like meat cleaver) which sounds like really terrible porn. So I thought I'd ask you guys to chime in instead. Leave your title suggestions in the comments! Winner gets our adoration and some Twitter fame.
Thanks to Kimberly for the pic!
11 comments:
beaver chicken? (as in, beef or chicken?)
nah.
ummm. there is always the old standby "eggcellent chef" or something like that.
orrrr...
Leave it to Beefer?
Beaver, Damn?
Serving logjam
Not much of a punny title, but one of my brother's favorite cheesy jokes is "What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?"
"Dam!"
I thought I'd fix something different than morning wood today.
Must be a very skillet cook.
Chef Beaverdee (like Chef Boyardee?) Kind of a stretch...
ha, love all of these! Thanks punsters.
Beaver of sharp objects!
cleave it to beaver
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