The opposite of suck

My breast friend! I want this and I don't even have kids.

PS: It's apparently a "boobs" kind of day here at That's Punny.

Pony on up to the bar

Thanks to Kimberly!

Reef Madness

This is not adoorable

Oh good, I was just looking for a comatose, limbless woman to open doors for me.

Thanks to Kimberly! And Lauren for the title.

Your fish is my command

Thanks to Mike for the vid!

Too Good to be Jew

And thanks to Ellie again. Chicago is apparently where it's at, pun-wise.

Adoorable

Playpun

(Toy store in Boston, MA)

I'll comb to your aid

More like the hee-mergency kit.

How many different emergencies necessitate a cheap, plastic comb? Unless you're Chuck Norris or something.

U-Knife-d Airlines

That title is terrible. Can you do better? Leave it in the comments!

Related:

• Duel-Purpose Utensils
• the cure for hunger
• Bread the Needle
• i've bean there!

Keep your Eyes on the Skies, hold on!

I'm pretty sure this is an endorsement for solar energy. Revolt against global warming! Or maybe batteries! If only my camera phone were better.

Re-lated:

• Keep track of your ass-ets
• Clear the punway for take off!
• what rubbish
• this one's fir the children

Keep track of your ass-ets

Says "'Fanny' Bank makes saving money a real gas!"

Related:

• Don't be crotch-ety now
• crispety, crunchity peanut sluttery!
• it does a hottie good
• keep it reel

Clear the punway for take off!

Thanks to @ellicious for the title

Related:

• A Super Pun, Right Hear...
• that's hot
• makes my heart twitter
• Roam on the Range

Never a skull moment at Paper Source

Related:

• can you believe the bastard never snowed up?
• This Watch Has Bighands
• A Place for Junkies
• you can't make this sheet up

A Super Pun, Right Hear...

makes my heart twitter

How neat

Roam on the Range

that's hot

thanks, leah!

Ain't Lion

(Won't you BELATE my Valentine?)