Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Can you think of a punny title for this?


As much as I'd like to drum up a title for this knife-wielding beaver apron, the best I can come up with is "Meat Beaver" (like meat cleaver) which sounds like really terrible porn. So I thought I'd ask you guys to chime in instead. Leave your title suggestions in the comments! Winner gets our adoration and some Twitter fame.

Thanks to Kimberly for the pic!

11 comments:

jennplaysbass said...

beaver chicken? (as in, beef or chicken?)
nah.
ummm. there is always the old standby "eggcellent chef" or something like that.
orrrr...

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Beefer?

Anonymous said...

Beaver, Damn?

Gita Mani said...

Serving logjam

kimbalaya said...

Not much of a punny title, but one of my brother's favorite cheesy jokes is "What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?"

"Dam!"

bob said...

I thought I'd fix something different than morning wood today.

Anonymous said...

Must be a very skillet cook.

Leah said...

Chef Beaverdee (like Chef Boyardee?) Kind of a stretch...

annap said...

ha, love all of these! Thanks punsters.

Unknown said...

Beaver of sharp objects!

Anonymous said...

cleave it to beaver