no puedo fugarme para casarme (can't elope)

thanks to one of our top contributors kelly, who adds, "the word watermelon in Spanish is sandia. And this ginormous box of watermelons at a farmer's market in Glassboro, NJ is called Sundia and it's got little suns made out of watermelon slices. For real! Holy smokes, it's international punnery! Me gusta mucho!"

thanks to kara, job, and carmine for the title.