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Over Draft

Spokes-person for a new sexuality

Thanks to Jamie for the pun...I feel like we've posted this before. Have we?

Alice in Punderland

Manatease

Would you hug a cuttle fish?

Now Showing in Bryant Bark

(Chew toy "shoe" at a dog store in Medina, OH)

Deoxyribonucleic acid washed

Says, "baby Gap premium denim starts with good jeans"

mistake n' bake

says "Frenchness Guaranteed" - from Ghini's, a "French Caffe [sic] and Bakery"

Related:

• pun-ishment
• This Rocks.
• bready or not, here they come
• batter up

Play-er

Related:

• hang in there baby
• I Heard it Through the Gripevine
• Britney Rears

Punmentionables

Did anyone else's mom refer to underwear as "unmentionables"?

Related:

• Moving, isn't it?
• tee-for-all
• Britney Rears
• proper-t

Something polled, something new...

My girlfriend says this isn't a pun, that haute is pronounced h-oht, and therefore not a pun on hot bride.

poll by twiigs.com

Pun FAIL: Not cutting Dockers any slacks

Here at That's Punny, there's no such thing as a "bad pun," but there are those that just don't work. I was inspired today by Dockers generally laughable ads about khaki-wearing dudes being the manliest of all dudes, but this one in particular, which is supposed to be a pun on carpe diem, seize the day, except carpe and khaki don't even remotely rhyme. Also, the phrase "khaki day" is pretty stupid too.

poll by twiigs.com

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OMg

Purls of Wisdom

Moving, isn't it?

Thanks to Kelly!

tee-for-all

says "tanks for nothing" if you can't see it.

Britney Rears

proper-t

they sure are Addamant